The Earth is flat. Obama is actually part of the Taliban. The Holocaust never happened. Stalin is alive and disguised as a member of Congress. Area 51 is used as a means of contacting with an underground civilization of mole people that constantly break into people's homes and relocate remotes and car keys. We never should have abolished slavery, and we never visited the moon; all of the photos were faked.
(This is a spambot trap. I've noticed a recent increase in bot comments on my blog and want to see their opinions. Should be interesting).